THE BEST TREAT

When my neighbors dropped gospel tracts into my plastic pumpkin they were preaching to the choir. But I have one piece of advice for anyone who hands these out— never substitute tracts for candy; use both. The Crusades are over folks.
Here's a sharp looking religious tract (circa late 60s) that I found stashed in my grandfolk's church...



Oh, and if you leave one of these for your waitress, it had better accompany a massive tip.