WOULD-BE WEEBLE: JAWS

It's time for a new addition to my virtual collection of Would-Be Weebles. Since Jaws is a movie monster in his own right I figured the Halloween countdown is a fine place for him to make his debut. There's probably not a lot I can tell you about Jaws that you don't already know. (Did you hear that they're going to put out a three hour documentary about the film?) I couldn't resist making a Weeble in his likeness for two reasons...
1. Jaws is awesome.
2. Jaws' head is sort of shaped like a Weeble on the poster...


"...What we are dealing with here is a perfect weeble, an eating weeble. It's really a miracle of weebles. All this weeble does is swim and eat and make little weebles, and that's all."