APRIL OF FOOLS: CRAZY TEETH

This one gets extra points for the hand lettered logo! However, there's a point deduction for constructing it out of duck feet. Oh, I see, those are teeth– extra points for incorporating teeth in the logo! Points revoked for not consulting any visual reference for the teeth. Points gained for inventive packaging! A couple more points for thick eyelashes! Uh-oh, points taken away for freaky looking hair on left side and uneven cheek bones. Still more points deducted for coming out in 1982. Well it is a Franco-American product but I can't decide if that's a point gain or loss. Hmmmm. So let's see here.. calculating .. carry the one... Crazy Teeth has a total of 27 points! Great job! I think.