APRIL OF FOOLS: TRICK CHEESE

Judging from the artwork, trick cheese is best suited for the overly jolly, large-headed doofus who's been practically begging for someone to crush their cheery demeanor. Just watch those dimples disappear when he gets a mouthful of soft plastic. Time to pay your dues Rye boy!

Actually, the fact that nobody is content anymore to eat a single slice of Swiss on two pieces of Rye Bread is a depressing commentary on our society.