Guest Blogger ~ Book Review

Welcome to our first ever guest blogged post on Simple Beauty.
Jono, my seven year old son, agreed to do a 'book review'.
I did not tell him what it was ... I just let him go for it.
I think he did a great job.

Just to give you a heads up ... the first bit ...
until you get to "my favorite thing about this book ..." is all copied directly from the book !!

The last two thoughts ... they are his !

Enjoy ... and be sure to let him know what you think !
I'll be letting him peek at the comments in the morning !!

PS ... he did all the typing. Picked the font and color and spacing !
I didn't change a thing !

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND THE WRATH OF THE WICKED WEDGIE WOMAN.

Once upon a time there were two cool kids named George and Harold.


FRIDAY MEMO.

MONDAY: SCHOOL CANCELLED!

No class today due to lack of interest.


TUESDAY: NATIONAL WEAR YOUR PAJAMAS TO SCHOOL AND PICK YOUR NOSE DAY

Show you care by wearing your pajamas to school ( and pick your nose day ).

WEDNESDAY: CHEERLEADER TRYOUTS TODAY

Anyone wishing to join the cheerleader squad must do all of the following:


1) Eat ten whole cloves of raw garlic.
2) Draw a mustache on your face with permanent markers.
3) Tape a three-day-old egg-salad sandwich to your head.


THURSDAY: FOOTBALL PRACTICE RE-SCHEDULED.

All football players report to teachers lounge for early practice. Food Fight @ 12:15 in the lunchroom.



FRIDAY: YEARBOOK PHOTOS TAKEN TODAY:

( Please wear Bumblebee costumes ) Also whoever makes the funniest face wins a free pizza party for their class.





MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT THIS BOOK IS THAT IT IS FUNNY.




THIS BOOK IS ABOUT A WOMAN THAT HAS TEN HANDS ON HER HEAD AND GRABS PEOPLE BUY THE BACK OF THERE UNDERPANTS WITH HER TEN HANDS ON HER HEAD.






BY JONO.