WARNING:This blog talks about a spider

This morning as I was getting ready for work I looked up and saw a HUGE spider on my ceiling. I decided to get a chair, a cup, and a piece of paper so I could trap and dispose of him. He was far to big to just squish. So I got up on the chair and put the cup over him. I slid the cup closer to me and inched the paper in between the cup and ceiling so he was trapped inside. I slowly lowered the cup and removed the paper to make sure he was inside. To my horror he was not there. I did a crazy fully body shake to make sure he wasn't on me and ran out of the room where he is now free....and feminists say we don't need men.